The Resource TODDLER SURVIVAL GUIDE : complete protection from the whiny unfed, (electronic resource)

TODDLER SURVIVAL GUIDE : complete protection from the whiny unfed, (electronic resource)

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TODDLER SURVIVAL GUIDE : complete protection from the whiny unfed
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TODDLER SURVIVAL GUIDE
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complete protection from the whiny unfed
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Language
eng
Summary
Raising a toddler and surviving a zombie attack may not seem like very similar experiences on the face of it, but they're actually much more alike than you realize. Toddlers and zombies both communicate mainly through groans, clumsily trail after you everywhere you go (especially into the bathroom in the toddler's case), and--upon entering your life--leave you frazzled, on edge, and deeply sleep deprived. The Toddler Survival Guide is a hilarious parody of Max Brooks's The Zombie Survival Guide (and survival guides in general) that will leave parents laughing out loud even as it provides practical advice on how they can make it to the other side of toddlerhood intact. Written by parents who have studied toddlers up-close in their natural habitat, the book will cover survival skills including how you can outfit your home to outlast a toddler occupation (baby gate, cabinet locks, wine), how you can subdue an angry toddler ("Elmo's Song," mac and cheese, smartphone) and even how you can safely venture out in public together without your toddler--or you--bursting into tears. Chapters include: Preparing the Home for a Toddler Invasion, Communicating with Your Toddler, Feeding a Toddler, Socializing Your Toddler, Grooming Your Toddler, Venturing into Public with a Toddler, Documenting Your Life with a Toddler, Vacationing with a Toddler, Toddler Entertainment and Birthdays, Surviving Bedtime and Potty Training, Technology and the Toddler, and Parental Self-Preservation
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Midwest
Index
no index present
Literary form
non fiction
Nature of contents
dictionaries
Target audience
adult
TODDLER SURVIVAL GUIDE : complete protection from the whiny unfed, (electronic resource)
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TODDLER SURVIVAL GUIDE : complete protection from the whiny unfed, (electronic resource)
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online resource
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cr
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multicolored
Content category
text
Content type code
txt
Content type MARC source
rdacontent
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MWT11904198
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1 online resource
Form of item
  • online
  • electronic
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Digital content provided by hoopla
Media category
computer
Media MARC source
rdamedia
Media type code
c
Specific material designation
remote
Stock number
11904198
System control number
  • (Sirsi) MWT11904198
  • MWT11904198
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Mode of access: World Wide Web

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